September 14, 2017

With the Russia investigation continuing to cast shadows over his administration, President Trump is trying to further his domestic agenda and drum up support for issues like tax reform, but with a special counsel reportedly "going for the kill," there's not much he can do to make things at the White House look good, Seth Meyers said on Wednesday's Late Night.

Just glancing at Special Counsel Robert Mueller should be enough to convince you he means business. "He looks like the police chief from every 1950s noir film," Meyers said. "He looks like he should be holding a bullhorn and shouting, 'You're surrounded, McMurphy.' … He doesn't even get haircuts, he just looks at his hair in the mirror and says, 'Get shorter.'" The federal probe has ensnared many key Trump aides, including his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, who failed to disclose several meetings he had with Russians. The Wall Street Journal reported that members of Trump's legal team thought it would be best for Kushner to resign because of his many ties to Russia, but that's difficult for someone who's been tasked with basically saving the entire world.

"Jared Kushner resign?" Meyers asked. "But then who would be in charge of U.S.-China relations, U.S.-Mexico relations, criminal justice reform, opioid crisis management, veteran care reform, the White House Office of American Innovation, revamping the entire federal government, painting the Easter eggs for the Easter egg hunt, and peace in the Middle East? Jared Kushner has more jobs than Steve Harvey — he's the white Steve Harvey." As if that's not enough to deal with, people like InfoWars' Alex Jones are trying to help Trump in the worst possible ways — in Jones' case, that involves claiming Trump's Diet Cokes are being laced with an addictive sedative that causes him to start slurring his words at 6 p.m. "That's how bad things are right now," Meyers said. "The president's allies are defending him by saying he's not incompetent, he's being secretly drugged." Watch the video below. Catherine Garcia

March 16, 2018

Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe was fired from the Justice Department on Friday, just two days before he was set to retire and receive his pension. Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced he'd dismissed McCabe "effective immediately," saying McCabe "lacked candor."

McCabe had become a frequent target of President Trump because of his wife's congressional run as a Democrat, though most recently he was accused of an "unauthorized disclosure to the media," detailed in a yet-to-be released report that allegedly accuses McCabe of trying to hide a conversation he arranged between FBI officials and The Wall Street Journal. He was set to retire Sunday, at which point he would have been eligible to receive a pension after 21 years of service; it is unclear how the preemptive firing will affect that benefit.

McCabe defended his integrity after the news broke, telling The New York Times: "The idea that I was dishonest is just wrong." He additionally tied his firing to Special Counsel Robert Mueller's ongoing investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election and potential collusion by the Trump campaign, saying in a statement: "The big picture is a tale of what can happen when law enforcement is politicized ... I am being singled out and treated this way because of the role I played, the actions I took, and the events I witnessed in the aftermath of the firing of James Comey."

McCabe added that his dismissal is "part of [the Trump administration's] ongoing war with the FBI and the efforts of the special counsel investigation, which continue to this day." Read McCabe's entire statement — in which he fiercely defends his honor — below. Kimberly Alters

March 16, 2018
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Black Mirror has come to life in China.

A bad social ranking could affect every aspect of someone's life, The Verge reports, thanks to the country's forthcoming "social credit" system. The system, set to launch in May, will allow the Chinese government to establish rules that will judge citizens' behaviors and financial backgrounds in order to determine Citizen Scores, which will affect a person's access to high-speed internet, restaurants, and travel. Citizens with low scores will also be banned from buying train or plane tickets.

The scores, on a scale of 350 to 950, ding people for failing to pay a phone bill on time, but get a boost if friends and acquaintances rate a social interaction positively, Rachel Botsman writes in her book Who Can You Trust?, published in part by Wired.

Travel restrictions are the newest addition to the burgeoning system, The Verge reports. Government documents show a plan to block poorly scored citizens from air or rail travel for up to a year, though perhaps less for minor infractions like leaving a bike parked on a footpath. More than 7 million citizens have already been blocked from travel, Human Rights Watch reports, for offenses like "insincere" apologies.

The big-data endeavor has already partially launched in China; volunteers have been participating in the program since 2014. But Botsman writes that by 2020 the social credit system will be mandatory, ranking and rating all 1.379 billion citizens of China. Summer Meza

March 16, 2018
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Bill Gates and Warren Buffett didn't want to be best friends. They didn't even want to meet.

A Business Insider story details the friendship between Gates and Buffett — the second- and third-richest people in the world, respectively.

It all began when Gates' mother invited the late Washington Post reporter Meg Greenfield and Buffett to her home back in 1991. Gates didn't want to take a day off work, but he did want to meet the late Post publisher turned The Post movie subject Katharine Graham, who was coming as well.

Buffett simply recalled wondering, “How long do we have to stay to be polite?”

But after some small talk imagining how they would've built IBM if they were at the helm, Gates and Buffett stuck together.

Since then, the multi-billionaires have swapped books, tried out mattresses, and pledged to donate more than half of their fortunes via The Giving Pledge. You know, just your normal, everyday best friend things. Take a closer look at the pair's 27-year friendship at Business Insider. Kathryn Krawczyk

March 16, 2018
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School shootings have become a national crisis, and students are fed up with political talk without action. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a plan to fix the problem, which she shared in a CNN op-ed published Friday.

In it, DeVos said she met with students from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School and channeled their frustration into "real actions." President Trump is on board with all of them, she added.

Here are the five "constructive solutions" DeVos outlined in her op-ed:

1. Everyone "must acknowledge and address the growing alienation experienced by too many students,” and work to improve students’ emotional health.

2. The government must expand and reform mental health programs, something the president has pledged support for.

3. Background checks for purchasing firearms must be strengthened. States should be encouraged to adopt a law that allows law enforcement or family members to take away firearms from anyone who is a "demonstrated threat to themselves or others and to prevent those individuals temporarily from purchasing new firearms."

4. Qualified school personnel who volunteer should be trained to use firearms and properly respond to crisis situations. Veterans and retired law enforcement should be recruited into education jobs.

5. DeVos will chair Trump's Federal Commission on School Safety to produce more recommendations.

DeVos acknowledged that these aren't "one-size-fits-all" solutions, but said the commission will keep looking for answers to ensure that "this administration will not abandon America's children." Read the full plan at CNN. Kathryn Krawczyk

March 16, 2018

Marshall University earned its first-ever victory in the NCAA men's basketball tournament Friday, upsetting Wichita State en route to the Round of 32. Even appearing in the game was an accomplishment for the Thundering Herd, who were playing in the Big Dance for the first time in 31 years.

The game between Marshall, a 13-seed, and Wichita State, a 4-seed, came down to the final minutes, as the teams traded buckets late. Herd freshman Jarrod West hit a 3-pointer to put Marshall up 74-70, which was followed by a steal and dunk by junior guard C.J. Burks to put the Herd up 78-72 with less than two minutes to go. Junior guard Jon Elmore poured in 27 points, while junior forward Ajdin Penava added 16 points — including a couple of late baskets — to seal the win.

"Marshall probably isn't as talented as Wichita State, but the Herd could make up for that disparity with sheer weirdness," SB Nation wrote, citing Marshall's lightning-quick pace. Wichita State's senior point guard Conner Frankamp hit six 3-pointers en route to 27 points to keep the Shockers close, but didn't receive much help from his teammates as the next-leading scorers were tied with 12 points.

Marshall's 81-75 victory means they will join No. 13 Buffalo — who upset No. 4 Arizona late Thursday — as the second 13-seed to triumph this year. The Herd will face the winner of the contest later Friday between No. 5 West Virginia and No. 12 Murray State. Kimberly Alters

March 16, 2018
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The FBI has always had a diversity problem — and it appears to be getting worse.

A new article from ProPublica digs into the past, present, and future of the FBI and why its ranks are so persistently white, even as senior officials are fully aware of the problem.

From 1995 to 2014, black agents dropped from 5.3 to 4.4 percent of the FBI's special agents. That percentage is lower than it was when black agents sued the FBI for discrimination. Meanwhile, Latinos made up just 6.5 percent of special agents in 2014. (ProPublica wasn't given more recent numbers.)

Former FBI Director James Comey condemned the ever-growing whiteness, calling it a "crisis" that he "worked very hard to make sure the entire FBI understands." A senior official called the lack of diversity "a huge operation risk," as the agency misses out on perspectives necessary to identify and tackle threats.

But diversity isn't everyone's top priority, as President Trump seems more focused on criticizing the institution's integrity.

A diverse FBI starts with diverse recruits, but hiring is yet another longstanding issue within the FBI. ProPublica spoke to several retired agents who blamed field office recruiters, white interview panelists, and even current black agents for a failure to recruit diverse agents.

Read the whole investigation at ProPublica to learn more about what made the FBI the not-so-diverse institution it is today. Kathryn Krawczyk

March 16, 2018
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We've seen the future of selfies, and it's spooky. The new Skydio R1 ($2,499) is the first drone that can follow you wherever you go and record live video as it does so. Its groundbreaking artificial intelligence software is no joke: "The drone knows your face, your gait, and your clothing. It hovers persistently behind your back, moving when you move, stopping when you stop, resisting every effort to shake it." It's being sold as a way to capture special moments, and if given the chance to film your next heroic mountain ascent, "who's not going to do it?" For now, though, it'll only fly for 16 minutes at a time. The Week Staff

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