The last time porn actress Stormy Daniels was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she was still bound by a nondisclosure agreement with President Trump. "Why are you now allowed to say things?" Kimmel asked Daniels on Tuesday's show. She said she had zero "beeps" left to give. "That's great news, that's really good news," Kimmel said. He said he enjoyed her entire new memoir, Full Disclosure, but "let's skip right to the Trump chapter." "Jimmy, you're so predictable," Daniels said, accurately. "I don't think I've ever seen Jimmy so happy," she told Sarah Paulson after explaining that Trump uses Pert Plus, as well as more salacious details of her liaison with Trump. "I don't think I've ever been this happy," Kimmel replied.
"If you were so grossed out by him, why did you have sex with him?" Kimmel asked Daniels after she indicated she did not enjoy the encounter. "I still don't know," Daniels said. Kimmel read her description of Trump's genitalia, and when she saw that section was bookmarked and highlighted, she shook her head. "Do you know how much hate mail I've gotten from people who love Mario Kart?" Daniels asked. "One day, I've managed to ruin half of America's childhood and mushroom farming everywhere." Speaking of mushrooms, Kimmel had props, and this entire video is probably best classified as NSFW. But if you're interested, watch below. Peter Weber
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