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February 1, 2019

Super Bowl LIII is on Sunday, between the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams. The big game is being broadcast on CBS, and that may be the only reason why sports semi-enthusiast Stephen Colbert allowed his staff to ask one question of some Super Bowl players on Thursday's Late Show. Johnny Hekker, John Johnson III, Trey Flowers, Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski, Ndamukong Suh, Dante Fowler, and Jason and Devin McCourty each answered their one question, give or take a question, but Tom Brady affected a strange quasi-British accent and recited Hamlet's famous "To be or not to be" soliloquy, complete with poor Yorick's skull.

It is a testament to the fact that you can be amazing in one field and ... not in another, and also that Shakespeare really did some exceptional work with this speech. Watch below. Peter Weber

January 28, 2019

The top news story on Saturday Night Live's parody of Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight was "President Trump's heroic end to the shutdown," Alex Moffat's Carlson said. "It did take him 35 days, but he was finally able to get no wall." He brought on fellow Fox News pundit Jeannine Pirro (Cecily Strong) and warned viewers that he was about to "smugly ask a question that I already know the answer to" and "my voice will get very high." Pirro loudly agreed that Democrats want MS-13 invading their towns and tying their hands with duct tape. And she had an idea for the next step.

"Well, Tucker, we have to take a Marie Kondo approach to cleaning up this country," Strong's Pirro said. "If something doesn't spark joy, throw it out. And you know what doesn't spark joy in me? Guatemalans." "Terrific," Moffat's Carlson said. He also brought on Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross (Kate McKinnon) to comically try to dispel the idea he and other Trump team members aren't out of touch with the people, and Steve Martin's Roger Stone had some trouble playing the feeble, impoverished victim of FBI overreach Carlson portrayed him to be.

On "Weekend Update," Michael Che warned liberals against publicly "gloating" about Trump caving on the wall. "You didn't win yet, the man is one tweet away from calling a national state of emergency and bringing back slavery," he said. "Act like he's still crazy. You got to treat him like you're training a dog: constant positive reinforcement." He and Colin Jost also had some thoughts on Stone's arrest. Watch below. Peter Weber

January 21, 2019

On Sunday night and early Monday, North and South America witnessed the only total lunar eclipse until 2021, and it had the added bonus of being a so-called supermoon, where the moon appears bigger and brighter than normal due to the Earth's position. If you were asleep or had overcast weather, here's what you missed.

The eclipse was also called a blood moon because of its reddish color and a wolf moon, the Native American term for the first full moon in January, as BBC News explains.

The show, which went on for three hours — totality, or the full eclipse, lasted about one hour — was visible throughout North and South America and parts of Europe, weather permitting. Peter Weber

January 15, 2019

On Sunday, Gillette posted a new video taking its "Best a Man Can Get" slogan in another direction. "Is this the best a man can get? Is it?" the narrator asks, 30 years after Gillette debuted its tag line in the 1989 Super Bowl. The short film shows clips from news reports about the #MeToo movement, "toxic masculinity," and bullying. It's time to stop "making the same old excuses" about "boys being boys," the ad says. "We believe in the best in men. To say the right thing. To act the right way. Some already are, in ways big and small. But some is not enough. Because the boys watching today will be the men of tomorrow." Shorter versions of the commercial began airing online Monday.

On a new site, The Best Men Can Be, Gillette explains that "the Best a Man Can Get" was always an "aspirational statement," and said that as a culturally influential brand, "we have a responsibility to make sure we are promoting positive, attainable, inclusive, and healthy versions of what it means to be a man." The company said it will donate $1 million a year for three years to nonprofits that "inspire, educate, and help men of all ages achieve their personal 'best' and become role models for the next generation," starting with Boys & Girls Clubs of America.

"Despite its efforts, not everyone was impressed with the progressive move," People notes, "with many social media users criticizing the company for its depiction of men, calling the company 'anti-men' and 'insulting.'" You can read more about the pushback at People. Peter Weber

January 4, 2019

In what was apparently an attempt to embarrass Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) a day before she was sworn in as one of the youngest-ever members of Congress, conservative Twitter shared a video Wednesday showing AOC ... dancing in college? "Here is America's favorite commie know-it-all acting like the clueless nitwit she is," tweeted "AnonymousQ."

The tweet went viral, as they say, but nobody outside of the conservative Twittersphere seemed sure why the video was supposed to be anything but endearing. The clip is essentially a 30-second highlight reel of AOC's dance moves in a longer Boston University video homage to The Breakfast Club — Ocasio-Cortez was Ally Sheedy's character — set to a different soundtrack. You can watch the higher-quality original, with Ocasio-Cortez and friends dancing to the band Phoenix's "Lisztomania," below.

Ocasio-Cortez, who apparently went by Sandy in college, graduated from Boston University in 2011 with a degree in economics and international relations. Peter Weber

December 5, 2018

On Tuesday's Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon suggested he and Saoirse Ronan tap into their Irish heritage and re-create an Irish pub lock-in to sing in the Christmas season. As luck would have it, they did not opt for the dated duet "Baby, It's Cold Outside," choosing instead the Pogues' "Fairytale of New York," a nod to both Ireland and their shared home town. Fallon channels Shane MacGown, Ronan takes the part sung by Kirsty MacColl, the Roots provide the carousing musical backbone, and there is Guinness and good cheer.

You can read more about "Fairytale of New York" in Michael Brendan Dougherty love letter to the unlikely Christmas modern classic at The Week. Peter Weber

December 3, 2018

Alan Dershowitz, a prominent legal analyst who frequently defends President Trump on TV, was part of a high-powered legal team that secured a remarkably lenient 13-month county-jail sentence for well-connected financier Jeffrey Epstein in 2008, the Miami Herald reported last week. Epstein pleaded guilty to two state counts of soliciting prostitutes, one of whom was 14, but he was under FBI investigation at the time for running what the Herald describes as a sexual pyramid scheme involving girls as young as 13 recruited to massage him, then have sex.

The highly unusual 2007 federal non-prosecution deal was kept sealed, and Dershowitz and Epstein's other lawyers reportedly helped write it with Miami federal prosecutors, primarily Alexander Acosta, now Trump's labor secretary. On Saturday, Dershowitz, 80, told Axios that Epstein "has called me a couple of times about legal issues, because I'm still technically his lawyer. ... But I haven't had any social, or any other kind of contact. ... You never stop being a person's lawyer."

One of the women who accuses Epstein of sexual predation, Virginia Roberts, also said in a court document that through Epstein, Dershowitz had sex with her several times when she was 16, a charge Dershowitz denies and likened to extortion. Dershowitz told Axios that when Epstein lent his family his Palm Beach house one week, "I had a therapeutic massage with an old old Russian," but he'd had no idea "anything improper had even taken place in that house."

You can learn about the members of Epstein's legal team, including Whitewater prosecutor Kenneth Starr, and other figures in Epstein's address book, like Trump and former President Bill Clinton, in a Miami Herald interactive report and this video:

Roberts also told her story to the Herald, and it contains some descriptions of sex acts.

You can read more about the Epstein case at the Miami Herald, and watch a synopsis of their reporting in a disturbing 12-minute mini-documentary. Peter Weber

November 27, 2018

Jesse Watters turned to Geraldo Rivera on Fox News Monday evening for some criticism of the non-Fox News media's coverage of U.S. Border Patrol agents using tear gas against migrants, including children, on the Mexico side of the U.S. border Sunday. Instead, he got a lecture on Fox News' coverage of the migrant caravan.

"Fulfilling my role as the designated piñata on Fox News, I want to say I am ashamed," Rivera said on The Five. "This tear gas choked me. We treat these people, these economic refugees, as if they're zombies from The Walking Dead." He noted that many of the Central American migrants arrested Sunday were mothers with children. "These are not invaders," he told Watters, and his network. "Stop using these military analogies. This is absolutely painful to watch. We are a nation of immigrants. These are desperate people," and "they walked 2,000 miles" for service and agricultural jobs, not to "rape your daughter or steal your lunch."

If Watters was surprised by Rivera's response, he wouldn't have been if he'd read Rivera's Twitter feed.

Four Border Patrol agents were hit with rocks Sunday thrown by migrants upset at not being allowed to apply for asylum, according to the Customs and Border Protection commissioner, but all were wearing protective gear and none suffered serious injury. Peter Weber

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